Posted by DarkCaper
Pray the following prayer to accept jesus as your personal Lord and Savior into your heart and life: Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness. I believe that...
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Nine Ways to Keep Moving Forward in Life By Alex Blackwell on Nov 28, 2008 23 Comments Around here we don’t look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things. – Walt Disney Article written by Alex Blackwell. Connect with me on F...
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The following are some interesting funny gross facts: 15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toes. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it d...
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The following is a funny interpretation of the female verbal language. A must-read for all men. Keywords and their meanings: FINE: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This w...
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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked "What gender is a c...
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Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be s...
Posted by Kruti13
Here is my problem with Valentine’s Day. It needs to be celebrated. I get why one would celebrate birthdays or promotions or even weddings but Valentine’s Day? A day to celebrate love. Please! More like a day to rub it in every single gal’s face that she doesn’t have. ...
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Old is Gold they say. I say, old are gold. Remember the times when you were a small kid and there were two old people with silver locks who used to hide you when you ran from your parents after doing a notorious deed ? You used to bake cakes and cookies with that old lady in your vacations, she used...
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During random cleaning of my drawers, I found a box in my room. I opened it as excitedly as a small kid would open her Christmas presents and what I found inside the box took me to a flashback. The box contained my Pokemon tazo's which I had collected when I was a kid and not to forget a crazy fan o...
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Doodles. Also know as AlSmith. For those who doesnt know her, she was a regular chatter in LOC. She was ,until Today. To all she was just a normal 18 year old, pretty girl. She hated her braces. :) She couldnt wait to grow up. I fairly remember how doodles meet me. Someone ...